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Welcome to the home of the MFL. This site is for fantasy football fans in general and for the owners of the MFL in particular. Feel free to browse the site and make your self at home (no feet on the coffee table though and while your up get me a beer!)
The MFL has undergone radical changes since last season, beginning with this website, as last year we didn't have one. The league has seen a few old teams go the way of the dinosaur and fresh meat to take their place. The rules and scoring changes can be found in the scoring and rules section. Follow the rules or you will be skinned alive and fed to rabid Sea Monkeys (I mean it Bud!).As for the other Fantasy type stuff, you ought to know how it works. See real NFL player run, see fantasy player run, see NFL player score, see fantasy player score, yada yada yada. Other than the occasional human sacrifice, it is standard fantasy fare (if you call geeky stathead NFL owner wannabes pretending to lead an imaginary football team to a world championship that does not exsist standard.)
IF you are going to run a League yourself (and have not yet been declared legally insane) and would like to put your League up in the Big Time, under the lights, in the show, call 'em up to the majors, drop me an e-mail. For a rather humble fee (1st born child, Mickey Mantle's rookie card, the Brooklyn Bridge, all the tea in China - you get the picture) you too can make your imaginary Football Empire famous!
If you already have a fantasy site (more than likely not as bitchin as this one...but that's just my opinion) and would like to trade links to and fro in order to further the cause of the Revolution, er I mean, in order to better inform our fellow fantasy owners... sure, we could, like, maybe work sumthin out, dude. As for the rest of you... stay there or check out the rest of this site .
FANTASY DRAFT SEPTEMBER 11TH! The annual MFL draft is to be held on Saturday September 11th at 8 p.m., league president Madcap Bill announced Monday. The Draft order will be decided on . Who gets the number one? Who is the number one? Come right here to your only source of MFL action to find out.
Draft Order Contrversy Ends: No matter what you may believe is the best way to draft a fantasy team the lords of the MFL have decided to leap head first into the shallow waters of the 21st Century. That's right folks, RANDOM DRAFT - that computer controlled AI beast has seized control of the military...wait, that's not right. Who writes this crap? Anyway, read the weekly recap and get the full scoop.
MAGPIES BOUGHT: All of that gossip last week about the Midgets getting bought and moved to Kraplechistan was just noise. As it turns out the Magpies were purchased from Sir Chuck of the Polish Accordion Corporation for three magic beans....whata bargain.